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Me:
Organizations like America's National Security Agency and the Canadian Security Intelligence Service can accesss what we google, download, upload, message, blog, stream, or buy; and they know our spiritual and political beliefs, interests, socio-economic status, Netflix ratings, likes, youtube playlists, favourite porn sites, and the rest of our digital life... So is it just me, or does anyone else think that Big-Brother should hook a sister up? Seriously, they could create the world's best dating website and maybe that persky liberty-before-security crowd would exchange their privacy for their One True Love.