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Panel 1-
Text Message:
To: Nearly-Perfect-Guy
Things are kind of complicated right now and I don't think we should see each other for a while. Sorry, Nearly-Perfect-Guy
Panel 2-
Sad Girl:
I love you and now that we're both single, we can finally be together.
Hot Guy:
Actually, you might wanna reattach that....-
--I'm going to be over there...
Panel 3-
Hot Guy:
...With them.
Panel 4-
Sad Girl (thought):
I probably shouldn't have dropped Nearly-Perfect-Guy for that jerk!
Panel 5-
Sad Girl:
Captain Hindsight?! What are you doing here?!
Captain Hindsight:
It's as smart as firing Derek Jeeter to scout Zombie-Babe-Ruth, but it's for the best.... No one wants to be a second choice draft pick for love!
Panel 6-
Sad Girl:
Wait! Are YOU single?!
Captain Hindsight:
You'll never learn!
Sad Girl:
Maybe if you were Captain Foresight.....
