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Me:
For years I have heard about...--
--the dreaded gay agenda,---
--- and more recently, men's rights activists have launched an internet campaign to warn us of the perils of the feminist-nazi agenda...----
----- I am deeply saddened by the realization that there is an insidious plot, orchestrated by the gay and feminist-Nazi alliance, to take over; and I feel compelled to reveal it.-----
------Their plan for global domination begins with the extermination of all heterosexual males between the ages of 18-65, thusly reducing the human population to a more sustainable 4 billion.-----
----Everyone over 65 will be sent to nursing homes where they will be forced to watch gay and feminist versions of their most beloved television programs.
Sign Caption:
Welcome to Gay Camp
-----All males under 18 will be sent to gay camp, where they will be forced to participate in the arts, and will be taught home-economics.
----Some heterosexual men will be exempt, namely the Hollywood elite, who will be enslaved instead.
-----however, not every male celebrity will be exempt...
----Sorry, Bradley Cooper. I really liked you in Silver Linings Playbook, but you didn't make the cut.
------So on the day your wife receives a month's supply of chocolate, all of Ryan Gosling's films, a vibrator, poison, and a gun...
--- You had better grab the closest penis and start sucking!
For years I have heard about...--
--the dreaded gay agenda,---
--- and more recently, men's rights activists have launched an internet campaign to warn us of the perils of the feminist-nazi agenda...----
----- I am deeply saddened by the realization that there is an insidious plot, orchestrated by the gay and feminist-Nazi alliance, to take over; and I feel compelled to reveal it.-----
------Their plan for global domination begins with the extermination of all heterosexual males between the ages of 18-65, thusly reducing the human population to a more sustainable 4 billion.-----
----Everyone over 65 will be sent to nursing homes where they will be forced to watch gay and feminist versions of their most beloved television programs.
Sign Caption:
Welcome to Gay Camp
-----All males under 18 will be sent to gay camp, where they will be forced to participate in the arts, and will be taught home-economics.
----Some heterosexual men will be exempt, namely the Hollywood elite, who will be enslaved instead.
-----however, not every male celebrity will be exempt...
----Sorry, Bradley Cooper. I really liked you in Silver Linings Playbook, but you didn't make the cut.
------So on the day your wife receives a month's supply of chocolate, all of Ryan Gosling's films, a vibrator, poison, and a gun...
--- You had better grab the closest penis and start sucking!
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