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Panel 1-
Woman (thought):
That is so sad!
Woman (thought):
That is so sad!
Step 1: Go on a 48 hour 'woman-movie' or telvision drama binge, sustaining yourself on a diet of Redbull, chips, and Ben & Jerry's 'If I had a million flavours' ice-cream between ordering pizza pies, all the while neglecting 80% of your personal hygiene.
Panel 2-
Woman (thought):
I look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but fuck putting on makeup just to go to the store!
Step 2: Decide to leave the house 'as is', despite the gigantic pimple taking over the tip of your nose, to replenish your Redbull and Ben & Jerry's ice-cream supply.
Panel 3-
Woman (thought):
Oh My God! He's Perfect!
Step 3: Go to the store and BAM! He will be there, looking better than you ever could have imagined him, simply because you are too disgusting and repugnant to come within 15 feet of him.
Panel 2-
Woman (thought):
I look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but fuck putting on makeup just to go to the store!
Step 2: Decide to leave the house 'as is', despite the gigantic pimple taking over the tip of your nose, to replenish your Redbull and Ben & Jerry's ice-cream supply.
Panel 3-
Woman (thought):
Oh My God! He's Perfect!
Step 3: Go to the store and BAM! He will be there, looking better than you ever could have imagined him, simply because you are too disgusting and repugnant to come within 15 feet of him.